1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot or refer to previous girls.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models!
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. Tell us how you feel about us, we don't make assumptions.
6. We think about you more than you know.
7. This is how we see it... Don't call = Don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous... but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
11. Return favours: we massage, you massage.
12. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
13. We're allowed to be late... you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words... honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. :: please note :: AT LEAST !
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, NOT with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Make fun of our clothes... prepare to die.
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us... fresh mouth & white teeth = a necessity.
32. Tell us we're beautiful... not hot.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. One word when it comes to smoking... Quit !
35. You lie, I leave.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
38. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
39. Sensitive guys are great... but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to... YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models!
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. Tell us how you feel about us, we don't make assumptions.
6. We think about you more than you know.
7. This is how we see it... Don't call = Don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous... but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
11. Return favours: we massage, you massage.
12. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
13. We're allowed to be late... you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words... honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. :: please note :: AT LEAST !
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, NOT with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Make fun of our clothes... prepare to die.
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us... fresh mouth & white teeth = a necessity.
32. Tell us we're beautiful... not hot.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. One word when it comes to smoking... Quit !
35. You lie, I leave.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
38. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
39. Sensitive guys are great... but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to... YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
